1.
Trees suck at staying where they're put.
2.
Trees suck at throwing knives.
3.
Trees suck at escaping the police.
4.
Trees suck at public decency.
5.
Trees suck at not skipping leg day.
6.
Trees suck at controlling their anger.
7.
Trees suck at swimming.
8.
Trees suck at standing up to bullies.
9.
Trees suck at jailbreaking.
10.
Trees suck at providing the news.
11.
Trees suck at sitting down.
12.
Trees suck at playing the piano.
13.
Trees suck at rock climbing.
14.
Trees suck at holding grudges.
15.
Trees suck at panhandling.
16.
Trees suck at understanding boundaries.
17.
Trees suck at respecting authority.
18.
Trees suck at not being domesticated.
19.
Trees suck at conveying information clearly.
20.
Trees suck at repelling bears.
21.
Trees suck at Grand Theft Auto.
