Buzz·Posted on 27 Jan 201519 Things Every Academic Will Immediately Relate ToWith great academic power comes a surprisingly limited amount of academic responsibility. Via Sh*t Academics Say.by Jo BarrowBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Don't become an academic. Just kidding. But seriously, stay out of my field. 02:57 AM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Two academics walk into a bar. You should be writing. 12:35 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay I may disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it after peer review. 02:51 AM - 12 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay With great academic responsibility often comes a surprisingly limited amount of academic power. 03:09 AM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Correlation does not equal causation. Unless it does, in which case that expensive longitudinal study was probably unnecessary. 12:40 PM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Successful academic writing: 1% inspiration 12.51% perseveration 13% omission 30% citation 50% procrastination 90% nonnegotiable deadlines 04:02 AM - 11 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay We wish to thank Reviewer 2 for their critical feedback & sincerely apologize for not having written the manuscript they would have written. 01:04 PM - 09 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay It's not self-plagiarism. It's an implicit acknowledgment that one cannot improve upon perfection. 09:43 PM - 08 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay "I'm opening an academic-publishing-themed restaurant. You bring the ingredients & get volunteers to cook & serve. Now pay me $10,000." @xor 03:12 PM - 07 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Unpack it a bit. 01:48 AM - 09 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay You had me at "I read your most recent paper." 02:57 AM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay Best, 05:40 AM - 30 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19.