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    17 Lies "The Sims" Told Us About Real Life

    In real life there is no rosebud ;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;

    1. You have to be in love to WooHoo.

    2. You can get rid of anyone who’s annoying you by building a wall around them and watching them die.

    3. Drowning people is totally OK.

    4. Peeing yourself is a pretty regular occurrence.

    5. You have complete control over your appearance.

    Not in real life. Here, you're stuck with whichever unfortunate combination of genes your parents landed you with.

    6. You can sell a window to buy a pizza if you're broke.

    7. Finding a job is easy.

    8. Dating is a smooth, easy process – just a matter of the right formula of actions and steady escalation into romance.

    9. You will fall for someone with your exact interests.

    10. Growing up is a matter of swirly Disney-esque graphics and sparkles.

    11. Once you're on fire, there's nothing you can do to save yourself.

    12. You can fix anything with a hammer.

    13. Giving birth doesn't even require you to get changed.

    14. You are an architectural genius, a whizz kid of interior design.

    15. You are a Time Lord. If work is going slowly, just fast-forward through it.

    16. Talking to yourself in the mirror makes it easier to make friends.

    17. It's fine to hire a maid purely to hook up with them.