Buzz·Posted on 26 Sept 201427 Of The Most Ridiculous Things Posh London Mums Have SaidRepeat after me: "It's keeen-wah." Highgate Mums spills the dirt on yummy mummies from north London.by Jo BarrowBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums “The new class has filled with girls from Japan. Standards have unfairly risen.” 10:50 AM - 10 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums "The woman lives in Muswell Hill, which comes with its own weight of challenges and frustrations." 11:41 AM - 15 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums "There’s no point in teaching children facts unless they first learn the skills of pitch.” 10:52 AM - 11 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums "I tell him that flying on low-cost subtracts at least three days in stress from the holiday. What value is that??" 09:47 AM - 05 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums I want fair choice of good schools! Not live in one of those areas where there's just two or three "Outstandings" in the catchment. 07:46 AM - 26 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums It annoys me that my own child wears cotton without any sense of its history or the historic struggles in its manufacture. 07:25 AM - 14 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums There's a world of difference between "wow" and "quietly beautiful". And it all sits in the palette of the room. 08:03 AM - 01 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums The staff's negative attitudes is what I'm talking about. To me Jessica's lying is symptomatic of an intelligent ability to empathise. 10:34 AM - 31 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums There's no nicer way to put this, but frankly ANYONE can afford to go skiing these days. 08:16 AM - 11 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums If he's playing iPhone games in class it's surely the teacher's fault for a dull lesson. You may as well blame Apple. 09:25 AM - 29 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums I never listen to the radio, but I understand she's quite a celebrity in noiser, populist circles. 09:14 AM - 23 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums I appreciate my daughter didn't get it right, but there's no need to be so rude as to tell her she'd got it wrong. 08:35 AM - 02 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums Last Christmas we didn't give gifts to each other. Instead we gave to Nature by throwing sticks into the ponds at Hampstead Heath. 02:46 PM - 06 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums Every year it's the same: my daughter wants a birthday party, forgetting that mine is less than three weeks later. 08:11 AM - 16 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums They've concocted some sort of pretend phobia about purple-sprouting broccoli. I can barely enter the kitchen for the fury. 10:32 AM - 04 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums If they sweat in Games don't they feel ugly? I don't want my children feeling ugly at a school I pay for. 02:43 PM - 14 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums He gets annoyed that nobody realises "Jack" is short for "Jacobean". 10:50 AM - 30 Jan 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. 27. Highgate Mums @Highgatemums Little Jessica has an impeccable sense of pecking order. And delegation. 04:30 PM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite