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27 Of The Most Ridiculous Things Posh London Mums Have Said

Repeat after me: "It's keeen-wah." Highgate Mums spills the dirt on yummy mummies from north London.

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“The new class has filled with girls from Japan. Standards have unfairly risen.”

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"The woman lives in Muswell Hill, which comes with its own weight of challenges and frustrations."

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"There’s no point in teaching children facts unless they first learn the skills of pitch.”

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"I tell him that flying on low-cost subtracts at least three days in stress from the holiday. What value is that??"

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I want fair choice of good schools! Not live in one of those areas where there's just two or three "Outstandings" in the catchment.

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It annoys me that my own child wears cotton without any sense of its history or the historic struggles in its manufacture.

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There's a world of difference between "wow" and "quietly beautiful". And it all sits in the palette of the room.

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The staff's negative attitudes is what I'm talking about. To me Jessica's lying is symptomatic of an intelligent ability to empathise.

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There's no nicer way to put this, but frankly ANYONE can afford to go skiing these days.

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If he's playing iPhone games in class it's surely the teacher's fault for a dull lesson. You may as well blame Apple.

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I never listen to the radio, but I understand she's quite a celebrity in noiser, populist circles.

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I appreciate my daughter didn't get it right, but there's no need to be so rude as to tell her she'd got it wrong.

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Last Christmas we didn't give gifts to each other. Instead we gave to Nature by throwing sticks into the ponds at Hampstead Heath.

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Every year it's the same: my daughter wants a birthday party, forgetting that mine is less than three weeks later.

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They've concocted some sort of pretend phobia about purple-sprouting broccoli. I can barely enter the kitchen for the fury.

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If they sweat in Games don't they feel ugly? I don't want my children feeling ugly at a school I pay for.

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He gets annoyed that nobody realises "Jack" is short for "Jacobean".

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Little Jessica has an impeccable sense of pecking order. And delegation.