Haters back off! Miranda is hilarious
Response to How Brown-Eyed Parents Can Have A Blue-Eyed Kid:
Yes! Pigment producing cells often only start to work and produce pigments slowly after the baby is born. Eye colour could change from blue (lack of pigments) to green (a bit more pigments) in the first few years. This also happens to hair colour. You often notice people have lighter hair colour when they are younger.
Response to Dating While Christian:
What a way to pretend to be a victim. LOL
For thr bed riser as legs idea, you could also spray paint the bed risers to improve them another notch!