You’re a busy person about town, on the go. Scroll through more than one filter? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
Filters make you uncomfortable but you’re under a lot of pressure to use them anyway.
You’re super sensitive with your soft, gentle photos. Are you crying right now?
Your icy heart is incapable of love. Just look how ice cold your photos look.
You’re not selfish. You’re willing to share what your coffee looks like with the world.
7. X-Pro II
No one’s ever really, truly seen the sky until they’ve followed you on Instagram.
You have a compulsive need to block out the pain and sadness of the world with warm, soothing undertones.
You’ve touched knitting needles.
It’s probably hard to hear over the sound of your many followers chanting “More sunset pics!”
Your faded selfies are like a time machine back to a simpler time.
No one’s ever referred to you as “gritty,” but any day now surely someone will.
You will take a photo of anything. What is that? Half a blurry shoe?
You’re the kind of person who would seriously consider naming a child Brannan.
It’s amazing you have time to even take photos when you hand write all your poetry.
95% of your photos are of donuts.
You want to use Lo-Fi but you’re too afraid.
Your answer to “Should this photo of just my legs look old timey?” is always a resounding yes.
You can’t take a photo unless you’re listening to Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young… on vinyl.
You need to get a grip and pull your life together. Figure out some stuff. It’s gonna be OK.
21. Normal (#nofilter)
Everyone is REALLY impressed.
- A conservation group in Zimbabwe reported that Jericho, the brother of beloved lion Cecil, was shot and killed by a hunter. But some scientists monitoring the pride believe he is OK.
- Joe Biden has begun to "actively explore a possible presidential campaign," the New York Times reports.
- The trooper who pulled over Sandra Bland was disciplined for "unprofessional conduct" in the fall of 2014, records show.