1.
All-nighters were kind of thrilling when they weren't soul-crushing.
2.
Competitive drinking was a way of life.
3.
Snow penises seemed juvenile at the time but now there's a snow penis-shaped void in your life.
4.
Life was a little more interesting with that one weird, terrible roommate.
5.
Hanging out at the library was cool.
6.
Weird drunken activities
7.
Having meal points to just blow through
8.
Eating terrible things
9.
Eating terrible things while drunk
10.
Brazenly dressing like a slob
11.
Sleeping all the time
12.
Straight up binge drinking
13.
The world expects, even encourages your vacation to be a drunken disaster
14.
Furnishing your entire home with free stuff
15.
College team rivalries