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    15 Things You Shouldn't Miss About College But Do Anyway

    This is the only time in your life you get to say "quad."

    1. All-nighters were kind of thrilling when they weren't soul-crushing.

    2. Competitive drinking was a way of life.

    3. Snow penises seemed juvenile at the time but now there's a snow penis-shaped void in your life.

    4. Life was a little more interesting with that one weird, terrible roommate.

    5. Hanging out at the library was cool.

    6. Weird drunken activities

    7. Having meal points to just blow through

    8. Eating terrible things

    9. Eating terrible things while drunk

    10. Brazenly dressing like a slob

    11. Sleeping all the time

    12. Straight up binge drinking

    13. The world expects, even encourages your vacation to be a drunken disaster

    14. Furnishing your entire home with free stuff

    15. College team rivalries