15 Things That Really Deserve The Name "Polar Vortex"

    Is this a weather buzzword or a tornado of polar bears? Seriously, I'm asking.

    1. A tornado of polar bears.

    2. A fountain drink you can buy at a gas station.

    3. Some sort of supernatural ice prison.

    4. Where you get sucked into watching The Polar Express on a loop.

    5. An alternate name for brain freeze.

    6. A dessert at Applebee's.

    7. An edgy new brand of vodka.

    8. A self-serve froyo chain.

    9. A mildly exciting board game.

    10. A roller coaster at Six Flags.

    11. A cool rebranding of the North Pole.

    12. A flavor of shave ice.

    13. The name of a super boozy Arctic cruise line.

    14. A magic portal to Antarctica.

    15. A brand of aftershave.