1. Non-Gingerbread Men
2. Eggs, Un-Nogged
3. Just Regular Deer
4. Non-Candy Canes
5. Tasteful Sweaters
6. A Polar Bear Eating a Fish and Not Drinking Coca-Cola
7. Actors from Love Actually in Other, Non-Christmasy Roles
8. Room Temperature Chocolate
9. No One Entering Your Home Through Here
10. This Is Just a Guy from The Walking Dead
11. This Is the Italian Flag and Not a Seasonal Decoration
12. This Big Bag Is Definitely Not Full of Presents
13. A Nutcracker That Doesn't Look Like a Bearded Man
14. Stockings Full of Feet, as Intended
15. A Snowman That Will Never, Ever, EVER Come to Life
16. Non-Jingling Bell
17. Non-Figgy Pudding
18. A Big Drummer Man
19. Regular Trees Just Goin' Natural
20. Fruit-Free Cake
21. No One Seeing You While You're Sleeping, Hopefully
