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The 25 Most Depressing Nail Polish Color Names Of All Time

Whoever names nail polish shades is sending out a serious cry for help.

25. Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

24. Keep Up The Flame

23. Jaded

22. Jail Bait

21. Conga Line

20. Lonesome Dove

19. Shocking Seas

18. Eternal Optimist

17. Black Star

16. Breakfast In Red

15. Grey Area

14. Spaghetti Strap

13. Thanks A Latte

12. Cougar Attack

11. My Silicone Popped

10. Ants In My Pants

9. Sugar Daddy

8. Gone Grey

7. I Lilac You

6. Wine Not

5. Are Mermaids Real?

4. Mr. Sandman

3. My Button Fell Off

2. No Place Like Chrome

1. I Only Eat Salads