This may not seem like an especially aggressive super power, but don’t take it lightly. The ability to toy with people’s hearts is very powerful. Perhaps too powerful. You are dangerous. Just ask Huey Lewis and the News.
the power to explode random things
OMG you can make anything explode. A desk, a chair, a pancake, a trolley—you name it and it can explode.
the power to burst into flames
Just imagine how many tricky situations you could get out of by randomly bursting into flames whenever you like. It’s an awesome way to freak people out.
the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes
Congratulations, laser eyes. Your ordinary angry glare can now obliterate your enemies with sweet, sweet lasers. No more unwanted eye contact without a price.
the ability to kick a car in half
Most people barely make a dent with their hardest kick, but not you. You can literally kick a car in half. If a bad guy is trying to get away in a car, too bad, because you can just kick it in half. Game over.
the ability to morph into a mighty horse
Whenever there’s trouble, you can just morph right into a horse and gallop into victory. Your enemies are likely not prepared to deal with the brand of equine justice you’ll be serving up.
the power of instant lava
Lookout! You bring the wrath of molten lava whenever you want. Any time is lava time when you’re around. Your volcanic justice stops foes with the kind of geological torment they’ll never forget.
the power to make it raaaaaaaaain
You can shower sweet dollar bills whenever you want. The skies open up and money rains down when you’re in town. And you can change to any currency. Exchange rates do not apply!
the ability to eat an infinite amount of pizza
There is absolutely no limit to the amount of pizza you can eat. You can just go on forever. In any pizza-related crisis, the mayor should call YOU to take care of it right away.
the power of white hot puns
Criminals cower in fear at your pun-making abilities. Wait, are you a sandwich? Because everyone is calling you a hero. Except your would do much better than that.
the power to explode into a cloud of glitter
Your enemies will think they’ve got you cornered, but that can never happen because you’ll just explode into a cloud of glitter. Not only will you get away, the villains will be finding glitter everywhere for months to come. Maybe even years.
the power to melt into a puddle
You can melt right into a puddle and zoom around town undetected like a liquid champion.