1. Your girlfriend/boyfriend has been “on vacation” for at least a year.
6. Your profile photo looks awfully similar to that model in the L.L. Bean catalog.
7. You’re always prepared to answer to at least two different names.
8. You’ve lost track of how many times you’ve sent the text “I have to tell you something,” and then followed it up with “never mind!”
9. The producers of MTV’s Catfish won’t stop calling you.
11. You’ve scheduled an important business meeting and a personal dinner on the same night at the same restaurant.
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13. You’ve reached the pro dodgeball level of dodging personal questions.
15. Every morning you look in the mirror and repeat, “This is who I am now.”
17. You regularly change clothes inside a public restroom stall.
18. You’ve worn a mask outside of Halloween.
21. Your book club is starting to suspect you never read The Alchemist.
22. You’ve told yourself you love tap dancing so many times you’ve really started to believe it.
23. The Starbucks barista just stares at you blankly when you say “I don’t even know who I am anymore.”
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