The 17 Terrifying Stages Of Self-Serve Frozen Yogurt

Can I just get a shovel for these sprinkles?

1. Hmm, you know what sounds good right now?

3. But where to find it?

4. Time to exercise self restraint.

5. And it’s self-serve.

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6. Which is a huge responsibility.

7. Will you make smart choices?

8. Can you be trusted with this kind of access to toppings?

9. Unlimited scooping authority.

11. Momentarily deluding yourself.

12. In the end it weighs roughly 5 pounds.

13. Maybe you blacked out.

14. But then, acceptance.

16. A brief moment of clarity.

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