1. The world is a cruel, cruel place. Except for these hash browns.
3. These hash browns think you’re beautiful, just the way you are.
5. These hash browns believe you have the courage and spirit to accomplish your dreams.
11. This willing to smother themselves in cheese for you?
15. PLUS SEX APPEAL. LOOK AT THIS. YOU WANT TO LOOK AWAY BUT YOU CAN’T IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
16. Hash browns have their priorities totally in order.
Their priority is cheese.