1.
In college anything counts as a costume.
After college everyone is judging you.
2.
In college Halloween is an excuse to drink all the alcohol.
After college it's an excuse to eat all the candy until you hate yourself.
3.
In college Halloween lasts a minimum of one week.
After college it last a maximum of four hours.
4.
In college everyone wants to be BFF with the guy in the really weird costume.
After college everyone is a little scared of the guy in the really weird costume.
5.
In college being drunk in costume is expected.
After college being drunk in costume is depressing.
6.
In college there is an abundance of parties to choose from.
After college you have to find something to do.
7.
In college there are no children anywhere.
After college there are children everywhere.
8.
In college you have the chance to dress up in many different costumes.
After college you're lucky if you have the energy to come up with one actual costume.
9.
In college it's easy to find enough friends for a group costume.
10.
In college the scariest thing is running out of booze.
After college the scariest thing is running out of candy.
11.
In college Halloween is a time to party.
After college it's a time to realize you may be dead inside.
