Skip To Content

    15 Things That Happen When You Fall In Love With A Big Can Of Soup

    How can so much love fit in just one tin can?

    1. People give you weird looks when you're just going for a romantic stroll.

    2. You start hanging out more with your can of soup's group of friends.

    3. You read the ingredients over and over again before you fall asleep at night.

    4. You realize a cylinder really is the perfect shape.

    5. You have to save your love from the clutches of your hungry roommate.

    6. People ask whether or not your soup is low sodium and it's none of their damn business.

    7. You have cute little can indentations in your bed.

    8. You no longer allow can openers in your home.

    9. You stop ordering soup at restaurants out of respect.

    10. Your holiday photos are a little different but still way cute.

    11. You get to enjoy the feeling of cold metal against your skin.

    12. Once your friends get to know your big can of soup, they love it just as much as you do.

    13. You realize you're going to have to do all the driving.

    14. You never look at another soup, not even cream of tomato.

    15. You realize how lucky you are that this big can of soup chose you.