2. You showed not-quite-pants era Christina Aguilera your rock locking skills and she wasn’t impressed.
3. You showed this red Solo cup your rock locking skills and it was very impressed.
5. You’re in a band with a guy whose “thing” is always wearing a bucket hat.
6. Your tips are perfectly frosted, pointing straight toward heaven.
9. You defy anyone who says an argyle sweater vest can’t rock so hard.
10. Your attitude can be described as nothing less than “in your face.”
11. Your facial hair defies explanation.
12. Your default facial expresion is:
14. Kid Rock tells you all his silly little secrets. Tee hee hee.
15. You constantly blow everyone’s minds.
16. Hanging out with Eminem makes you stop and ponder life itself.
21. You know to exercise caution while rock locking and trucker hatting at the same time.
24. You just keep doing you.
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