2. Don’t think that just because I’m a duck I haven’t seen what you’ve been doing on Instagram.
3. Oh, I’ve seen it.
4. How long did you think you could go on making your little “duck faces” all over the internet before DUCKS found out about it?
6. Is this really what you think we look like???
7. At first it was confusing. We were like, what the eff are these people doing with their faces? Trying to kiss a ghost?
8. Ohhhhh, they’re trying to look like us! That’s cute. But this…
10. And now “duck face” is some kind of insult?
Duck, don’t listen to them. You look amazing.
12. Ducks are PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE birds. And you’ve gone and made them a laughingstock.
13. Dude, what maniac says this even looks like a duck?
14. Who’s to say you don’t look like a spoonbill?
16. Or a dumb old dolphin.