2. Don’t think that just because I’m a duck I haven’t seen what you’ve been doing on Instagram.
4. How long did you think you could go on making your little “duck faces” all over the internet before DUCKS found out about it?
7. At first it was confusing. We were like, what the eff are these people doing with their faces? Trying to kiss a ghost?
8. Ohhhhh, they’re trying to look like us! That’s cute. But this…
10. And now “duck face” is some kind of insult?
Duck, don’t listen to them. You look amazing.
12. Ducks are PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE birds. And you’ve gone and made them a laughingstock.
14. Who’s to say you don’t look like a spoonbill?
16. Or a dumb old dolphin.