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11 Words That Have A Completely Different Meaning When You’re Dark Lord Of The Universe

“The eternal eclipse of hellfire is upon us.” - Dark Lord of the Universe

1. People

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What it usually means: Human beings that you usually see walking around all the time.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A doomed species completely ignorant of the infinite suffering it shall endure.

2. Earth

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What it usually means: A planet, the only one in our solar system known to sustain life.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A mere toy.

3. Human tears

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What it usually means: A watery saline fluid secreted by glands in the eye for cleaning, lubrication, and a response to emotion.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A refreshing beverage.

4. Souls

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What it usually means: The concept of a person’s being that is separate from the body.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Prisoners in the Continuum of Pain.

5. The Continuum Of Pain

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What it usually means: ????????????

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A state-of-the-art hellish prison for souls and generally a pretty chill place if you’re into pain.

6. Darkness

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What it usually means: The absence of light.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Your special little happy place where the spirit of evil can rise up and choke out the light for all eternity.

7. Life

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What it usually means: The opposite of death.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A hilarious joke. [scary evil laughter]

8. Death

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What it usually means: The often sad, but inevitable, end of a life cycle.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: A game.

9. Minions Of Darkness

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What it usually means: ?????????

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Terrifying creatures that do your evil bidding that also serve as your BFFs.

10. Rats

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What it usually means: A medium-sized rodent.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: Something that’s just nice to have around in large quantities to really enhance the vibe you’re going for.

11. Love

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What it usually means: An emotional connection often demonstrated by caring and affection.

What it means when you’re Dark Lord of the Universe: AN ABOMINATION!!!!!!!

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