15 Ways To Dress For Your Weirdly Specific Body Shape
Dress to flatter your figure, even if you’re shaped like a wind turbine.
1. Pile of Towels
If your body shape is “pile of towels” avoid soft, flowing fabrics and go for a more structured look like a blazer with jeans.
2. Credenza
If you’ve got one of those credenza-shaped bodies, it’s all about proportions. Try color blocking!
3. Rhombus
If you’re shaped like a rhombus, show it off! You can get away with shorter shorts than you think.
4. Starbucks Cup
If you’re one of the many “Starbucks Cups” out there, you’re not alone. The best look for you is solid colors with bold accessories.
5. BBQ Sauce Display
If your body is “bbq sauce display” then remember these six little words: wrap dress, wrap dress, wrap dress. And for guys, try layering with a V-neck sweater.
6. Giant Lady Gaga Egg
If you’re shaped like the giant egg Lady Gaga was inside for the 2011 Grammys, consider empire waists.
7. Jack LaLanne Juicer
If your body type is “Jack LaLanne juicer,” consider wearing tiny hats.
8. Tub of Oatmeal
If you’re shaped like a tub of oatmeal, the throwback peplum trend is for you. And pencil skirts are your best friend.
9. Spanish Mustang
If you’re shaped like a Spanish Mustang, avoid high-waisted pants and go for looser-fitting looks.
10. Wind Turbine
If your body shape is “wind turbine,” congratulations! Every style looks flattering on you.
11. Scandinavia
If you’re shaped like Scandinavia, wide leg pants, my friend. Wide leg pants.
12. Dodge Scion
If your body shape is “Dodge Scion,” find styles that cinch in at the waist and don’t forget a fun belt.
13. Box of Cans
If your body type is “box of cans,” create length with a monochromatic look. Don’t forget to match the shoes, you box of cans.
14. Jared
You can wear whatever you want! Even khakis and light wash denim!
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