1. Before we start, let’s make sure your mind is in the right place.
*puts head in gutter*
2. Because this is not about Roy Rogers wishing you safe travels.
“It’s the way you ~ride~ the trail that counts,
Here’s a happy one for you.”
4. Maybe a definition will help.
Trust me, they meant “treasure.”
6. And let’s begin.
12. The thirst is REAL.
20. So, so thirsty.
29. Need. Water.
- BuzzFeed News has identified a second member of the ISIS execution cell led by "Jihadi John."