
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/politics/porn-ba...
Congress decided to do one better for the pornography industry and the American people – take porn out of the bedroom and place it into the daily life of America in order to make people’s lives more enjoyable and relaxed.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/madonn...
Despite rumors of being in a relationship, reporters have discovered that the two are actually planning a controversial nativity scene for release on her website.

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BY THE SEA, HONAH LEE – Amid the controversy surrounding an RNC member’s racist song, Puff the Magic Dragon has finally stepped forward to take a stand.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/oprah-lea...
For the first time, Oprah revealed that Tonya, the World’s Fattest Cat, has been her behind-the-scenes support force all these years.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/bear-gryl...
Real reason for Bear's injury? He got into a tussle with a yeti.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/batney-sp...
In the past week, Ms. Spears has begun to act very differently. During the day she may still be Britney, but at night, she is BATney, causing mischief around town with the one and only Bat Boy!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/diane-saw...
Diane Sawyer is interviewing a bigger prostitute. Literally, the biggest.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/hill...
Weekly World News heard it straight from her mouth: Hillary is so over Secretary of State, and after a new position, Commissioner of the Bureau of Mutant Affairs.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/wwn-...
Cindy should be worried about a far more scandalous affair that was recently revealed. Hint: this one was not terrestrial…

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/kim-jo...
The Triple Deuce, a rural bar just outside Missoula, was visited by the dictator of communist North Korea last Thursday. Kim Jong Il attended the weekly open mic night, playing an acoustic set of blues and country standards with a few songs he wrote about his time on the road.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/pali...
Palin's just trying to distract the public from this shocking discovery: Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days. A young Palin is clearly seen in an advertisement for Old Clandathuu’s Best lager.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/mccain...
I guess those repairs didn't work out…

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/joe-...
I think they've got the wrong Joe…

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obatma/
He'll definitely win now that he's reaching out to the mutant vote: At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother: Obatma!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obam...
Obama's been using that hot physique for awhile: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obama-nude/ CAMBRIDGE, MA - The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School. In order to pay his way though Harvard Law, Barack Obama posed nude for several sessions of a figural drawing class.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/palint...
These drawings were found left behind on Palin’s VP debate notes showing both her belief in what should be taught in schools but also her view on the natural evolution of woman. The images show Palin evolving from Christian obedience, gunslinging hunter, patriotic beauty queen, and expectant wife to Governor Mother.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/palint...
These drawings give further backing to the rumored leak of confidential papers expanding on Palin’s faith-friendly approach to school science, “Palintology”.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/palin-bag...
Even more controversial: Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency, Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/bailout/
Henry Paulson has called on Bat Boy to persuade the Republicans in the House of Representatives to move the plan forward. Bat Boy seemed confident that a bounty of mosquitoes and his collection of bird skulls will do the trick.