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Response to New York’s Gay Marriage Bill:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/7652/govern...![[link]](http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/images/public/icons/external-link2.png)
Political insiders believe he is being pressured to do so by the Gay Mafia, based out of New York’s Fashion District. The Gay Mafia, or the Velvet Hand, has been a force in New York politics since the 1970’s.
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Response to Gay Marriage Causes Storms:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/7461/natio...
An internal memo listing out ideas for their next ad campaign has been discovered.
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Response to Mount Redoubt Erupts!:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/7053/mount-r...
But what will happen to yeti4eva, Mount Redoubt's resident camyeti?
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Response to Tween Dora the Explorer Revealed:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/6996/dora-gro...
“She’s just not the same Dora! Map and I try to get her excited about exploring outside, but all she wants to do is talk about existential nihilism. I don’t even know what that is. She’s dragged poor Backpack into this too. Did you know he wrote GOD IS DEAD on himself?”
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Response to iPhone 3.0:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/6883/iphon...
A host of new apps are coming out, including: - Hobo-X, when activated, emits a high pitch frequency intended to deter vagrants and transients - BetterThanU scrambles the calls of inferior phones within a 25 foot radius, giving iPhone users priority in public settings - iChew uses additional hardware and touch pad instructions (open - close) to chew your food for you. The plug-in chewing dock is USB compatible and can fit in your pocket.
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Response to The Brad Pitt Effect:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/6718/brad-pit...
After the conference, it is rumored Pelosi treated Pitt to a “private” tour of the United States Capitol building, which included the Illuminati Lounge, the secret Ben Franklin Erotica Collection and her own chambers, where she had “accidentally” left some of her lingerie out.
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Response to Tramp Stamp Barbie:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/6675/tatto...
At a press conference held this morning Ken confirmed that the couple has split up, and that it had to do with her recent tattoos. “I just can’t believe the kind of girl she’s become,” said a teary-eyed and impeccably dressed Ken.
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Response to Rachel Ray’s FHM Photoshoot:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/6627/rachael-...
After a resurgence of interest in her 2003 photo shoot for FHM magazine, Rachael Ray has decided to shoot another risque series for her own magazine, Every Day with Rachael Ray. Includes her draped across a kitchen island with two bundt cake pans covering her buttocks, and another of her rubbing “EVOO” (extra virgin olive oil) onto her thighs.
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Response to Ugly, Ugly Cat:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/mutants/6601/ugly-ba...
Weekly World News received an e-mail this morning from an anonymous address with the above picture attached. It appears Bat Boy snuck into the veterinary office Sunday night to meet his successor.
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