Avatar is about a planet with animal looking aliens that have a special resource that Earth wants. So one Earth guy decides that he will go to the alien planet, disguised as one of them, and trick them into giving Earth the rights to their resources. And then he meets one alien-lady and finds himself falling in love (because there is nothing wrong with inter-specie love as long as the other specie is not considered an animal, but the aliens are kind of animal looking…. sooo alien bestiality?!.). So Earth guy, who is now disguised as one of aliens, is having problems keeping his mission in line while his penis tries to get in-line with his alien lover. He finally gets a “homerun” w/ the alien and decides that he will fight for them and protect their resources from Earth, betraying his planet, his oath, his team and his mission. The moral of the movie: People will do anything for sex. I have never seen this movie, but I am pretty confident that I nailed it.
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