Awesome Drawings For Crazy Patents

You know when you wake up with a great idea and then go back to sleep?

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The tricycle lawnmower. A nice way to punish your children with the allure of freedom.

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The “Linear Putter Device of a Golf Club” AKA the Chin Putter. Now with textured handle, apparently!

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The “Hands Free Towel Carrying” device - or the no worries bib with built in letter envelope?

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The “Paddle Wheel Rotocraft.” Not sure if airplane, boat, or helicopter. Actually read this patent and I’m still not sure, but glad to know a computer is somehow involved.

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The “Jet Powered Surfboard.” Operational issues aside, why hasn’t Red Bull set a record on this yet?

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This is a golf ball retriever and club. Also known as the thing nightmares are made of.

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The “Neck Wrap Brace Organizer.” For when your fanny pack is just too full. Actually, I think I saw someone in Walmart wearing this?

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This is a “Parrot Potty Training Device” - AKA a bag wrapped around your parrot.

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This doesn’t look like much but it’s called the “Intestinal Gas Collector,” otherwise known as The Fart Bag.

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This is a stick. A synthetic stick.

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Are you pregnant? Are you feeling a little less than tan? Then you need the Maternity Beach Chair! Available at K-Mart, probably.

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Sources:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com
http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk
http://www.crazypatents.com