Whose Policy: UKIP Or Monster Raving Loony Party?

It’s harder than you think.

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  1. 1. Abolish speed cameras and replace them with speed limiters fitted in cars.
  2. 2. Make London Underground's Circle Line run in a circle.
  3. 3. Ban Greyhound racing.
  4. 4. Build three high speed railway lines across Britain.
  5. 5. Tax rich people to pay for the printing of money.
  6. 6. End the existing policy of generous MPs' expenses.
  7. 7. Compulsory dress code for taxi drivers.
  8. 8. Scrap the Ministry of Defence.
  9. 9. Repaint trains in traditional British colours.
  10. 10. Cap the number of people in Britain at 63 million.
  11. 11. Compulsory maths qualifications for Treasury ministers.
  12. 12. Twin British hospitals with those in another country.
  13. 13. Legalise foxhunting on a "one hound, one dog" basis.
  14. 14. Keep prisoners on boats.
  15. 15. Heating for bus shelters.
  16. 16. Community service for children who bunk off school.

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