24 Headlines You Won't Believe Are Real

Not every news story can be a masterpiece of journalism. But some stories beg the question: how is this news, exactly? For more unbelievable news headlines, check out Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week on ABC at midnight/11c as they broadcast live from Brooklyn, NY!

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pleated-jeans.com

Pan down, please. We need to corroborate this story.

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xaxor.com

As if there was any other way to be killed.

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wa1.cdn.therock.net.nz

I mean, if they did, I'd be pretty concerned.

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pleated-jeans.com

HOW WILL HE EVER GET COLD AGAIN?

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pleated-jeans.com

That headline typist just got some really bad news.

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pleated-jeans.com

You better keep waiting.

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media.heavy.com

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure no one under the age of 25 was watching this important piece of investigative journalism aimed at Millennials. Oh and also that this is completely ridiculous.

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pleated-jeans.com

OK so you could rationalize this one as "HEADLINE / LOCATION," but it's funnier to just read it as is. SANDWICH LAST SEEN WEARING ZIP-LOCK BAG.

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mikesacks.com

ME TOO, BETSY!

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wa3.cdn.therock.net.nz

They must have skipped probability.

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mikesacks.com

Did she die of laughing when he told her what he did for a living?

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mikesacks.com

It's only a matter of time before SkyNet discovers the cappuccino.

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media.heavy.com

The man claimed he only wanting to play "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" and look at porn.

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wa1.cdn.therock.net.nz

We've got some theories.

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mikesacks.com

The people must know about this culturally relevant occurrence. Thanks, Fox News!

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media.heavy.com

For more on the middle line, we'll be back after these messages.

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wa3.cdn.therock.net.nz

You don't say!

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media.heavy.com

Fox News asks all the hard-hitting questions.

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media.heavy.com

Can you imagine how cute a jury of his peers would be??

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wa3.cdn.therock.net.nz

Who could've guessed.

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media.heavy.com

This is why the BuzzFeed Police Department was a complete failure.

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media.heavy.com

Oh good, I need help doing common sense math.

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media.heavy.com

There is nothing more important than celebrity doppelgängers on Capitol Hill. How else can we remember who they are?

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pleated-jeans.com

We'll do our best, TV news.