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    Topless Coffee

    Vassalboro, Maine is the last place we would expect to find a topless cafe, but the small Northeastern town is exactly where The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop recently opened. As the name implies, you'll be able to get a tasty cup of Joe served to you by topless servers - both females and males since they are an equal opportunity employer after all. However, we suspect that most of the indignation coming from local residents are with regards to the bare-breasted ladies. While you won't be able to get a lap-dance with your espresso, we have to give The Grand View kudos for taking the whole sexy coffee concept to a whole new, erotic level.