1. Waking up covered in your own sweat when you're camping without A/C.
2. Chub rub (jorts + moisture = hell for your thighs).
3. Getting separated from your group... without cell service... before you decided on a meet-up plan.
"I am stranded in an ocean of seething bodies. It's hot. It's loud. I'm confused."
4. Forgetting your sunscreen at home. :(
"Hi skin, meet strap lines and hat face."
5. Not being able to see the stage because you're allllllllllllll the way in the back.
6. Trying to find a clean port-a-potty after the third hour.
7. ALL of the lines.
8. Waiting and waiting for an encore, but it sadly never comes.
We are all the kitten.
9. MUD.
10. Having two bands you love play back to back on stages in the complete opposite direction.
11. The happy unison of your shower and your towel.
12. And the biggest struggle of them all: losing a single shoe.
Don't forget your shades or you'll spend the whole day squinting.
