1. The Spectacular Now
A happy ending doesn’t make up for almost murdering your delicate girlfriend. Spectacular NO.
2. Spring Breakers
If anyone can explain how the party movie of the century turned into a drug-dream/sexual assault… Lemme know.
3. This Is 40
This movie should have a warning label.
WARNING: MAY HIT HOME EXTREMELY HARD.
4. The Hunger Games
What the no?! Did anybody know this was about brutally massacring children?! #KONY2012
5. Country Strong
She just DIES?! I’m out.
6. The Last Song
Ok, so I didn’t read the book. But I also didn’t know that I had to watch Hannah Montana’s dad DIE. RUDE. NOPE.
7. L!fe Happens
THIS JUST IN: Nothing in life is fair and I hate everything.
8. Young Adult
Oh so even when my dreams come true, I’m still gonna be a goddamn psychopath? COOL. NO. BYE.
9. Fun Size
If this is a children’s movie, then why does Chelsea Handler CRY in it?? SEE YA LATER.
10. Blue Valentine
Fine, yes, I only watched the movie to stare at Ryan Gosling. But I didn’t know he was gonna be a goddamn failure. Come on, America.
11. The Place Beyond The Pines
Fine, yes, I only watched the movie to stare at Ryan Gosling. And Bradley Cooper. Wait he dies? Cool.
12. Funny People
Where are they? I can’t see any funny people through these TEARS.
13. 500 Days of Summer
500 Days of You Guessed It: No.
15. The Puffy Chair
The Puffy I’m Giving Up On Life.
16. Perks of Being a Wallflower
Woohoo I love this movie! Go Hermione— wait what? Did he just… I’m sad.
17. Friends With Kids
I wanted to cry of laughter you idiots.
18. The Descendants
So much heart. So much happiness. So much hottness— Mom help.
19. Air Bud
Who even let them make this movie?? GET OUT OF HERE, DEMON MOVIE MAKERS!!!