1. The Guy With A Cute Animal
They think it makes them more attractive. They’re usually right.
2. The Guy With A Parent/Grandparent or Child
It’s cute when they’re with a parent or grandparent. When they’re with a child, make sure it isn’t theirs. If it’s not, you’re in the clear. They’re probably a really sensitive guy.
3. The Guy with His “Bros”
Likes to have a good time. Most likely to swipe right on every attractive girl he sees to see how “lucky” he can get.
4. The Guy Who Shows His Bod
A direct descendant of Narcissus. Swipe left to avoid annoying chatter about protein shakes, bench pressing, and the next UFC fight. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. Then get down with your bad self and swipe right.
5. The Lone Ranger
His pictures are mainly of himself. Sometimes smiling, sometimes candid, sometimes traveling. He takes himself very seriously, and like a fine wine believes his tinder matches will get better with time. Probably a really great guy. Unless he looks creepy. In which case, swipe left.