1. Whenever they found one of these twiggy creations.
Ahhh the triangular twigs!
3. Whenever they asked someone about the tall guy with scars on his face...
...and that person was like, yeah, totally, I've seen the tall guy with the scars on his fucking face.
5. When they went into the burned-out church...
...and only found a HORRIFYING DEPICTION OF RITUALISTIC MURDER.
6. Whenever Rust and Marty go it alone...
...because they're total renegades, or like, there's no phone signal. Or it's the '90s and cell phones don't exist yet.
7. Whenever they brought up the green-eared spaghetti monster.
ARGH THE GREEN-EARED SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
8. When there was this never-ending shot of a never-ending shootout.
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
9. When time was a flat circle.
Nnnooo but time is linear I want it to be lineeeaaarrrr!
10. When you thought for a second that Rust was the bad guy.
NO I THOUGHT RUST WAS GOOD!
11. When you were so agitated by everything...
...that you thought this bridge would fall apart under the weight of their car and kill them both, and then there would be twigs and horns and the yellow king, because TRUE DETECTIVE.
12. When we had our first sneak peak at Reggie Ledoux.
WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING.
14. AND THEN JUST KEPT MOWING THE LAWN.
EVEN THOUGH HE IS OBVIOUSLY THE TALL GUY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR. FUCK.
15. WHEN THE UNIVERSE IMPLODED.
AHHH THIS TIME I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS IN HIS MIND!
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