15. Judge Kenneth Keith
One look from those baby blues and you’ll forget all your misgivings about the shortcomings of the international legal order in light of Russia’s annexation of Crimea.
14. Judge Dalveer Bhandari
Not only is Judge Bhandari giving you this sultry look right now, but when he served as a senior judge in the Supreme Court of India he totally ruled in the matter of the right to free and compulsory education for children, which led to the availability of basic infrastructural amenities in primary and secondary schools all over the country…Do I hear marriage material?
12. Vice-President Bernardo Sepúlveda-Amor
Happy Birthday, Mr. Vice-President.
11. Judge Hisashi Owada
Rapporteur of the Sixth Committee of the Twenty-Fifth Session of the United Nations General Assembly? More like the Rapporteur to the Twenty-Fifth Session of my Heart.
9. Judge Leonid Skotnikov
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of your fluttering heart, and it’s drowning out your serious concerns about the structure of the United Nations system as regards its inability to take action to stop the humanitarian crisis in Syria.
8. Judge Antônio Augusto Cançado Trindade
What’s up Judge Antônio Augusto Cançado Trindade, let’s party like it’s 1999 and you’ve just been elected for the first time to the Presidency of the Inter-American Court of Human Rights.
7. Judge Xue Hanqin
Judge Xue Hanqin, I’ll always uphold my international treaty obligations to you.
6. Judge Abdulqawi Ahmed Yusuf
This fresh-faced beauty may only be 66 years old, but he’s already been the Liaison Officer in the Office of the Special Representative of the Secretary-General and Adviser to the Commander of the United Nations peacekeeping forces. I’m sure we’d all like to be his Liaison Officer.
5. Judge Christopher Greenwood
Judge Christopher Greenwood, YOU’RE out of order!
4. Judge Joan E. Donoghue
Judge Donoghue once advised on the oversight of bilateral law enforcement co-operation at the US Department of State, ifyouknowwhaddimean.
2. Judge Julia Sebutinde
She’s the recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award of the Uganda British Alumni Association (UBAA) (2006) and a Special Award of the Uganda Law Society in recognition of her “courageous and exemplary contribution to the promotion of justice in Uganda” (2001)…and she’s ready for her close-up.