What 90's TV Taught Me About Raising A Girl

I'm pretty sure these still hold true today...not much has changed, right?

She will need her older brother to teach her how to protect herself

Works for me all the time!

There will be a neighbor that I will have to throw out of my house consistently

And again...

Her high school boyfriend will be far less attractive than her

Still...

You know they liked each other.

Still...

Get in the gym if you wanna date my daughter, Quail Man.

My outside voice will need to be honed to perfection

Don't bring that mess in my house!

I will definitely need to stay in shape

If I lose my job, she will be the first to understand.

No prom this year...

And at some point, she will stop being Daddy's little girl...

but not really though.