1. Jackie Chan: Inside the Dragon by Clyde Gentry III
You are a solid individual with a good soul and a keen intellect.
2. Eat Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert
You are ready for a spiritual trip in the yoga pants that you just bought.
4. In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust
You think you are better than most people and probably won’t even finish this book.
6. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
You have a cape in your bag and have already planned to freak out the person next to you by hissing at them in Elvish if they ask to squeeze by you to go to the bathroom.
7. Moby-Dick; or, The Whale by Herman Melville
(You are not actually reading this book, you are just trying to look smart.)
8. The World Is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman
You are feeling guilty about asking your friend what globalization is the other day.
9. The End of Empire: Attila the Hun & the Fall of Rome by Christopher Kelly
(Are you your dad?)
10. Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
You are only reading this so you can casually mention that you’ve read it at parties for the rest of your life.