HA! Jokes on you, childless MF’ers. I’ve got a toddler and I STILL get to sleep 8-10 hours a night (plus enjoy “me time” during her 3-4 hour naps every day…WHAAAT!), drink a glass of wine or two when the mood strikes, and my hubby still plays his video games. AND our daughter is the coolest, sweetest and most beautiful 18-month-old to ever force her way out of a vagina like the Kool-Aid guy. If the Kool-Aid guy ever forced his way out of a vagina (oh YEAHHH!). Booyah!