Jessie developed the talent to transform any zombie into a giraffe. Additionally, she displays all of the powers and talents of a cow and she has been known to walk forward in time. Jessie has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to amplify her capacity at avoiding attacks. Terribly, Jessie has a weakness of being homeless. I'm not sure what the powers and talents of a cow are, buuuut ok! :)
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oh, puke…
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Response to Bristol Palin Blasts President Obama For Supporting Gay Marriage, Says His Daughters Watch Too Much Glee:
I HATE when people who don't support gay ANYTHING start talking about how the children shouldn't be subjected to that lifestyle, blah friggin blah. “in general, kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.” Tell that to the 4 kids in Indiana that got strapped to the hood of the car by their drunk mother and father. Jesus!!
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Response to 30 Babies That Are Pissed At You:
#25. Adoooorbs!
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Response to 35 Unexplainable Photos Of Cats:
#32, awweee :)
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29=adorbs.
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Response to 15 GIFs Of Babies With Sour Faces:
I feel really aweful for my future children, because there will be a camera shoved in their faces for every new food handed to them. lol!
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#14 really bothers me, haha! That friggin HANNNNND! Put it away!
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Response to 8 Nail Polish Colors You'll Always Regret:
I disagree with just about all of these… I love nail polish! All kinds! If ya get sick of it, you can change it.
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