1. You've gotten VERY good at percentages.
2. You don’t even expect clothes to be organized by size anymore.
3. You’re never quite sure what season it is, but you’re always prepared.
4. You don’t even need to try things on to know if they'll fit.
5. Your actual clothing sizes have become ~flexible~.
6. Same with shoe sizes.
7. When you find something you saw in the catalog on sale AND in your size...it's a match made in heaven.
8. You know exactly where the sale section is in every store.
9. You know how many items you can take in each fitting room, and plan accordingly.
10. Neon tags are like your homing beacon.
11. You can spot the perfect item buried deep in any rack.
12. You were a Maxxinista before that was even a thing.
13. You can get a new outfit for dinner that’s cheaper than your actual meal.
14. Forget humble bragging. You full on BRAG about your deals.
15. You don’t wait around for an annual sale.
16. If you do hit a big event, you navigate it like a pro.
17. You’ve actually considered leaving your sale tags still on your clothes.
They’re basically badges of honor.
18. Sometimes you go into the full-priced section just for a laugh.
