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These Are The 25 Most Expensive Handmade Items On Etsy

This is handmade for the 1%.

1. $268,364 Teapunk Snail

“FOR DISPLAY ONLY”

2. $267,599 Wall Street Journal-Inspired Art

Includes a genuine gold bar, a silver bar, and $500 cash. Instant rebate.

3. $250,000 “Free Bird” Sculpture

Free Bird isn’t free.

4. $220,000 Scissaurus Octavius

Part of a Tryptych.

5. $200,000 Inter-Dimensional GERMan Doll

“His penis is red. It also smells of fun.”

6. $100,000 “Hair Ball” Sculpture

For 100k you don’t even get real hair.

8. $70,000 Flappy Bird Tribute

At least seller ObjectsforRich is honest about their target market.

9. $65,000 Genuine Crocodile Baby Stroller

One of a kind. For good reason.

10. $50,000 Beaded Nelson Mandela Statue

11. $48,500 Flaming Treasure Chest

12. $43,000 Charity Box in the shape of a Florence Synagogue

13. $40,000 Cry Baby

“A real head-turner.”

14. $35,460 Scorpion Statue

15. $27,826 Wearable Art

16. $25,000 Monster Marionette

17. $24,000 Six Foot Stiletto

This shoe appeared in several episodes of Charmed.

18. $20,000 The Greatest Scultpure of the Twenty-first Century

That’s the title, not a judgement call.

19. $17,5000 Interactive Gospel Sculpture

20. $17,202 Limited Edition Poodle Handbag

Don’t worry, it’s not a real dog.

21. $16,312 Embroidered Karl

22. $15,600 Sad Man Bell with Goading Imp Clapper

23. $15,000 Fairy House Castle

That’s like, $15 million in fairy dollars.

24. $15,000 Wooden Lady Chair

25. and this $100,000 Crock of Shit

No, really.

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