If you've ever been on YouTube, you've probably seen the ubiquitous slowed-down videos of Paula Deen.
First, let's look at some screenshots:
Who gave her a whisk saber?
The eyes. So piercing. So large.
Now, let's look at Paula in motion:
When you whip an egg it turns into a ham??
Then she gets up on the damn table with a HUGE rolling pin.
And for a terrifying second, Paula interrupts a reflection of another Paula.