Mary-Kate Olsen, fashion designer and haver of lots of money and style, got married this weekend to someone else with lots of money.
According to several sources, the intimate affair was decorated with bowls of cigarettes.
This little tidbit leads to many questions...
Just for the record, here are some other things we'd rather have bowls of at any wedding:
Bowls of comfortable dancing shoes
Bowls of songs that aren't coordinated dance numbers that everyone that except you knows
Bowls of other tiny bowls
Bowls of cake that you don't have to wait until the end of the night to eat
Bowls of Zantac
Bowls of Adeles
Bowls of the good wine
Bowls of just red Starbursts
Bowls of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms
Bowls of those wipes that get wine off your teeth
Bowls of airplane bottles for the ride home
Bowls of Alka-Seltzer, let's be real
Bowls of incense to hide the smell of other people smoking
Bowls of phone chargers
Bowls of money to reimburse you for your plane ticket/bridesmaid dress
Bowls of actual bowls (of weed, not tobacco — come on)
Bowls of Trader Joe's free samples
Bowls of tissues for when you're crying, I'm not crying
Bowls of permission to send all the drunk texts you shouldn't
Bowls of hot single people who only want to dance and make out and then that's it, that's the end
Bowls of answers to why you're so single
Bowls of flattering selfie light
Bowls of puppies
Bowls of condoms
Bowls of hourglasses counting down until the day you die
But anyway, congratulations, you two!
