Cards Against Humanity has never been big on retail sales.
This year, instead of offering any kind of Black Friday sale, the company took all versions of their product off the market for a day and instead offered this:
The company's founders spent most of the day assuring customers that what they were purchasing was, in fact, actual shit.
Although the opportunity to buy nihilism-branded feces is gone for now, you can still take advantage of their "Ten Days of Kwanzaa or Whatever" sale until Dec. 1.