6. *hops in the shower*
7. I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
8. WATER IS OUCH.
Everything is ouch.
9. How did that part of me burn? It wasn’t even showing!?
11. *Tries to dry off with a towel*
12. *Tries to put clothes on*
14. Welp, I guess I’m going to have to sleep standing up.
15. MAYBE it will just turn into a tan????!??
*tries crossing fingers but it hurts too much*
16. Day two: Is it possible that I’m even redder today??
17. Clothes are my enemy.
20. I guess this is just how I have to walk now.
21. “Does it hurt??” — Literally Every Person Who Sees You
22. Night two:
It’s cool, sleep isn’t necessary for human function, really.
23. Oh, god. The itching.
29. (Wait, this is kind of fun??…)
31. And now I have full-body dandruff.
Flakes Flakes Flakes Flakes.