23 Things That Get Way More Exciting As You Get Older

    Turn up for GARDENING. *breakdances*

    1. Getting socks as a gift.

    2. Fancy kitchen appliances.

    3. Reading online reviews of fancy kitchen appliances.

    4. Going for walks. (Not walking to get somewhere. Just...walking.)

    5. Plants.

    6. Folding laundry. (It's so soothing!)

    7. 401(k) matching.

    8. Hobbies that don't require you to leave the house.

    9. Splurging for the nice cleaning supplies.

    10. Movies that start before 7 p.m.

    11. Chill bars where you can actually hear what people are saying.

    12. Learning about history.

    13. Identifying types of trees.

    14. Silence.

    15. HGTV.

    16. Waking up early on weekends.

    17. Going to Home Depot.

    18. Shoe insoles.

    19. Custom framing.

    20. Comfortable shoes.

    21. Fiber.

    22. Furniture shopping.

    23. And Friday nights with no plans.