1. “He said WHAT???”
2. “Reply all to THIS, motherfucker.”
3. “I am so mad I could GNAW something.”
4. “Like, just really CHEW on something.”
5. “Katie Roiphe AGAIN???”
6. “Honey, computers confuse me. Can you please fix this???
9. “Sometimes I bring my laptop to Target and work on spreadsheets from the bed section while wearing this.”
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10. “‘Forgot your password?!’ I DON’T NEED A PASSWORD!”
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13. “Why can’t I just close my head in here.”
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14. “I will Office Space this shit so hard right now.”
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17. “Thanks, computer.”
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