1.
Put your hand down your pants or in your shirt while you're watching TV.
2.
Picture yourself on stage performing the songs you're listening to.
3.
Wonder if people who've since long disappeared from your life (or whom you've only met once or twice) still think about you from time to time.
4.
Cringe remembering something you did years ago.
5.
Post something on Instagram or Facebook, then delete it when it only gets one like.
6.
Feel like an impostor.
7.
Cup your hands against your chest in the shower, let them fill with water and then drop it all at once.
8.
Let your fart fly free when no one else is around.
9.
Imagine what would happen if you suddenly punched or kissed the person you are talking to.
10.
Freak out if someone doesn't text back within five minutes.
11.
Walk down the street listening to music and pretend you're in a movie.
12.
Stalk people on Facebook.
13.
Have full-blown conversations with yourself in your head.
14.
Look at your poop in the toilet before you flush it.
15.
Pick up your underwear from the floor with your toes and then "toss" it up and grab it.
17.
Have a crush on a teacher/professor.
18.
See a text, imagine your reply, and then, hours later, realize you never replied.
19.
Go to a wedding and think, Hey, they're gonna have sex tonight.
20.
Feel really insecure at times.
