The One Halloween Costume No One Should Wear

    Just don't do it!

    Don't be a "Tomahawk Hottie."

    Don't be "Native Desires."

    Dont be "Teepee Nites."

    Don't be "Pow! Wow!"

    Don't be a "Wolf Hunter."

    Don't be "Reservation Royalty."

    Don't be "Cherokee Hottie."

    Don't be a "Rain Dancing Diva."

    Don't be a "Tribal Tease."

    Don't be Princess Grey Wolf.

    Don't be "Chief Hottie Body."

    Don't be a "Tribal Treat."

    Don't be "Warrior Babe."

    Don't be "sexy Pocahontas."

    And don't be "Poke-her-hotness," either.