The Lifecycle Of A Goldman Sachs Transaction Is Exactly Like The Mating Embrace Of Frogs

The banking goliath released a chart explaining its transaction review process today, and it seems a little familiar.

1. Navigating the pick-up scene.

2. Deciding to mate.

3. Beginning the mating embrace.

4-6. Deciding if it's going well.

7. Yup.

8. The final result (success!)