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The Lifecycle Of A Goldman Sachs Transaction Is Exactly Like The Mating Embrace Of Frogs

The banking goliath released a chart explaining its transaction review process today, and it seems a little familiar.

1. 1. Navigating the pick-up scene.

3. 2. Deciding to mate.

5. 3. Beginning the mating embrace.

7. 4-6. Deciding if it’s going well.

 

11. 8. The final result (success!)

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