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This important notice.
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This Burger King sign.
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Brittney's wild night.
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Danny, who got appropriately owned.
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This amazing medical marvel.
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This breakfast gone weird.
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This great need for a comma.
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This license to party.
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This post in need of a period.
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This sign, which needs AT LEAST a line break.
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This desperate call for a question mark.