Walking into your college bar:
Walking into the bar now:
Party timeline in college: 11 p.m. until WHENEVER!!!1!!!
Now: Dude, that's so late though.
Watching your friend do body shots in college:
Watching people do body shots now:
Your going-out strategy, college:
The point of going out now:
College: The more crowded the bar, the better!
Now: But how are you supposed to HEAR?
In college: bragging about how many drinks you had.
Now: bragging about how you were in bed before midnight.
Hitting on people at college bars:
Hitting on people now:
How you felt about bar bathrooms in college: whatever.
Going into a gross bar bathroom now:
Your drink of choice in your college days:
Your drink of choice now:
If a college bar didn't have food: more room for alcohol!
Now:
Doing Jäger shots in college:
Drinking Jäger now:
How you felt about going to a trendy bar in college:
How you feel at a trendy bar now:
At the end of the night, college era:
At the end of your night now:
The next morning in college: reflecting on how epic it was.
The next morning, now:
