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This is your reserved seat at McDonald's:
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And this is your Ikea dinner table.
3.
After you empty the dishwasher:
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Everyone saves this seat for you in church.
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This is the only time you've played beer pong in a while:
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Your last spring break was sooooo crazy.
8.
This is your iMessage folder. :(
9.
You consider stealing Jeff's idea.
10.
Your mom gets you this book.
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This is your season ticket to the baseball game.
13.
Your call log looks something like this:
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Even your fortune cookie won't love you back.
15.
Your last birthday party's decorations were OFF THE HOOK.
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This is the bench they named after you in the park.
17.
You pick up this cookbook and think, Huh.
19.
You strongly consider getting one of these.
20.
You leave YouTube comments like these:
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And even your phone is tired of you.
